The Terrible Marf of the West

The Terrible Marf of the West,

(Bad boys and girls beware),

Will give you extra history tests

and at night will cut your hair.

If you're not good he'll get ya!

The Marf will break your toys,

When you try and try to sleep

He'll stomp and make a lot of noise.

You're life will be so terrible,

He'll make you want to die,

At night he'll steal your candy,

then all you'll do is cry.

So little girls and boys,

you'd better behave,

or the Terrible Marf will come

and it's YOU who no one will save.